Cop a Copper Nicker

Network Rail losing money hand over fist  as thefts of copper wiring soars

Yemeni Tight Rope

Ali Abdullah Seleh teeters on the edge in Yemen

Merchant of Venice

Roman Abramovich upsets the gondoliers by docking his massive yacht in the lagoon

Cool as a Cucumber

Make that a Spanish Cucumber....in Germany. With or without E Coli.

Al Qaida Bun Factory

Al Qaida "How to Make Your Own Bomb" website infiltrated by FBI agent Mr Kipling

Sepp Blatter's Arse Has It's Own Facebook Site

Sepp aspires to those touched royalty, just like Pippa

Talking Benches

The National Trust is locating benches with soundtracks to inform and educate those who sit a while