Monday, 26 August 2013

Cherry Picking

 
Record Crop for UK  Cherry Farmers who switched to dwarf cherry trees.......

Standing Only

 
Ryanair  sack pilot who complained about safety on board....

Phubbing

 
(Phone + Snubbing = Phubbing)

The Full Monty

 
Monty Panesar arrested in Brighton Night Club after ill-advised Sprinkler Dance with night club bouncers....

Can We Have Our Ball Back?

 
Mummified head of Toy Moko, Maori Chief, being returned to New Zealand
after 150 years in Warrington..........

From Warrington With Love

 
Mummified Maori Chief's Shrunken Head to be returned to New Zealand after 150 years languishing in Warrington. Toy Moko's head will be shipped back to Wellington after the Rugby League World Cup........

Frankenburger

 
World's First  Stem Cell Burger is grown in a lab. A snip at a mere £200,000..