There's A Mousa Kousa Lousa About This Housa

Gaddaffi's Spokesman Defects

Porridge Outlet

(Pret a Manger puts porridge on sale)

Seaside Postcard

Oh I Don't Like to Be Beside The Seaside. Jaywick, near Clacton-On- Sea, Essex,

 is offically the most deprived area of the UK

Snakes Alive!

Adders are dying out because they can't multiply.

Welcome to the Heat Haze

 Sizzle- British Summertime begins today.

Tony Benn Pipes Up Again

Tony joined a million or so protestors to campaign against the cuts, but didn't squat in Fortnum & Masons

Liz Taylor's Will

 She was late for her own funeral, as requested in her Will

Yardy Out- Cue Boycott

Words of comfort for a fellow professional

Cheer up - Think of the Petrol

State pension? Pah!

Is Fabio Capello just a dummy?

No Fly Zone

No Fly Zone

Head in the Sand

Now who could this be....?

The Man in the Moon

"The Man in the moon came down too soon and asked his way to Norwich.

He went to the South and burnt his mouth by eating cold plum porridge..."

Moon closest to earth for a decade

Thomas Malthus never had this problem

Census 2011

To Welsh Stewarts & Robsons, apparently your question 17 has writing next to it, do tell...

I wandered lonely as a cloud......when all at once....

People cautioned by police for picking daffs in park down Dorset

Roll Over Beethoven

Bizarre tragic accident involving hay bale kills E.L.O. cellist

Apathy In The UK

Complacency Stole My Button Badge

Diamond Bogs

14 Million Euros-worth of diamonds found down a French sewer



21st Century Fox

Scotland outfoxed at Twickenham as England sport new player at full back



Boom!

Nuclear power stations in earthquake zones. Let's hope there aren't any near Yellowstone

John Galliano's AntiSemitic Collection

As modelled by Prince Harry

Judge Dredd

A sex offender was rugby tackled by the judge as he tried to escape from Woolwich Crown Court... 

Pancake Toss

The Grand Old Duke of York

Adios Alberto Granado, amigo de Che

Che Guevara's travelling companion, described in "The Motorcycle Diaries", dies in Cuba, aged 88.

 "Although I came from a poor family, I wanted to be a scientist, I wanted to travel the world. I wanted to cure leprosy" (Alberto Granado)

Adios Alberto!

Baby Gaga- breast milk icecream- you couldn't make it up, well not for a while

Environmental Health remove breast milk icecream from shop in Covent Garden.

Lady Gaga is miffed, wishing she'd thought of it first......

Gordon Ramsay's Nightmare School

The alternative curriculcum to Oliver's Offering 

World Book Day- Sssssssssssssssshhhhh!

Sssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

O'Brien Hits England for Six

Kevin O'Brien gets fastest century in Cricket World Cup to ensure victory for Ireland

and humbling defeat for Ashes Winners

Last Camel to the Ukraine!

Gadaffi's nurse seeks her escape