Thursday, 21 April 2011

Beryl's Booker

Congratulations Beryl Bainbridge on your Posthumous Booker Award

Middleton Coat of Arms

"Per pale azure with argent party blowers in brass chevron with chips rampant"

Tuesday, 19 April 2011

Madagascan Lemur Bush Wire


Richard Branson sets out to save the lemur population of Madagascar

Green and red tape

Green Laws up for the chop as way of "cutting red tape"

Brian Snail

This cartoon dedicated to the brave London marathon runnners, especially Sam up t' road  and the valiant Mr Broom. Brian Snail was spotted crossing the start line a couple of days ago....

Wot no AV suffragettes?

16.4.11 - Late posting

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Monday, 11 April 2011

Sunday, 10 April 2011

Heatwave

Mini Heatwave marked by arrival of icecream van on top of Holme Moss, the biggest fell in these parts, 1719 feet. Weather returns to normal with frost for Yorkshire and snow for Scotland on Tuesday.

Saturday, 9 April 2011

Baby Boomers

Baby Boom has led to a shortage of primary school places

Submarine

Murder on nuclear submarine HMS Astute......officer shot whilst sub docked at Southampton,
in the middle of a civic visit

Thursday, 7 April 2011

Off The Wall

Another  Michael Jackson tribute sculpture was unveiled in Hackney, depicting the 2002 baby dangling

Wednesday, 6 April 2011

Splat

Andrew Lansley's chickens come home to roost, or some other such egg-related caption.
(Where's a rapping binman when you need him to steal the odd lyric?)

Tuesday, 5 April 2011

Saturday, 2 April 2011

The National Trust's X Cert Walks



Walks to rude placenames to be marketed as part of our Anglo-Saxon heritage

Friday, 1 April 2011

Nelly The Elephant Packed Her Trunk

.... and said goodbye to Bobby Robert's Super Circus. Off she went with a trumpety trump ...to Longleat Safari Park. The RSPCA may prosecute said Bobby Roberts for reputedly poking her with a pitchfork