Patrick Moore Rocks

For Real. Cosmic Rock Vox from octogenarian telescope twiddler.. Brian Cox on celestial keyboards?

Will's Cockney Knees Up

Trees a Crowd

Kate's trees being delivered to Westminster Abbey (27.4.11)

Gaggin' For It

400 dead- Syrian journalists gagged.

Heaven Knows, I'm Miserable Now...

Morrissey peeved when David Cameron declares Smiths love

Come home to a real fire...

....Go shopping in Bristol (23.4.11)

Smog

Hot on the road this Easter (22-24 April)

We interrupt this broadcast (29.4.11)

Did something happen today down in London? We were away...

Beryl's Booker

Congratulations Beryl Bainbridge on your Posthumous Booker Award

Middleton Coat of Arms

"Per pale azure with argent party blowers in brass chevron with chips rampant"

Madagascan Lemur Bush Wire

Richard Branson sets out to save the lemur population of Madagascar

Green and red tape

Green Laws up for the chop as way of "cutting red tape"

Brian Snail

This cartoon dedicated to the brave London marathon runnners, especially Sam up t' road  and the valiant Mr Broom. Brian Snail was spotted crossing the start line a couple of days ago....

Wot no AV suffragettes?

16.4.11 - Late posting

Pot Calls the Kettle

Met Kettling at G20 deemed illegal

Way to go, hen!

Old Lady Osprey (29) lays her 59th egg, watched by many men in anoraks

Doctors and Nurses

Say "Ahhhhhhh!"

Watchdog says dentists are seeing patients too frequently.

The Devil Wears Lycra

Potential new law, "Death By Dangerous Cycling" being floated

Heatwave

Mini Heatwave marked by arrival of icecream van on top of Holme Moss, the biggest fell in these parts, 1719 feet. Weather returns to normal with frost for Yorkshire and snow for Scotland on Tuesday.

Baby Boomers

Baby Boom has led to a shortage of primary school places

Submarine

Murder on nuclear submarine HMS Astute......officer shot whilst sub docked at Southampton,

in the middle of a civic visit

Off The Wall

Another  Michael Jackson tribute sculpture was unveiled in Hackney, depicting the 2002 baby dangling

Splat

Andrew Lansley's chickens come home to roost, or some other such egg-related caption.

(Where's a rapping binman when you need him to steal the odd lyric?)

Gobstopper

Let  the football do the talking, Wayne

Wayne's World

Wayne comments on his hattrick

Fish food

Awaiting caption

The National Trust's X Cert Walks

Walks to rude placenames to be marketed as part of our Anglo-Saxon heritage

Nelly The Elephant Packed Her Trunk

.... and said goodbye to Bobby Robert's Super Circus. Off she went with a trumpety trump ...to Longleat Safari Park. The RSPCA may prosecute said Bobby Roberts for reputedly poking her with a pitchfork