FIFA Brass Monkeys

Absolutely No Wads of Money Given. Ever. Do I Make Myself Clear?

FIFA Emperor's New Clothes

Sepp Blatter Excels Himself

The Posh Stamp Out Terriers

Gutted! Terriers beaten by 3 goals to lose the Play off Final at Old Trafford. Peterborough are promoted.

Messi Magic

Barca...they really are the business

Banged Up Abroad

No Country For Old Men....Mladic is the latest decrepid fugitive to be tracked down

Stand and Deliver! He's the Dandy Highwayman

Glad to see Adam Ant is back touring. Even though he appears to look like Jimmy Cricket 

Oops, wrong date

Armageddon now due on 21st October instead

Bang! There goes another one

Even Bigger Icelandic volcano blows- and easier to say than the last one

Tangerine Blues

Farewell Brave Blackpool....oh, and Birmingham

I Can't Imogen Who

Scottish paper publishes pictures of superinjuntion footballer with hiseyes blacked out

Judgement Day

Thousands were hoping for rapture and/or smiting at about 6pm tonight, when Harold Camping of California predicted the End of The World..........

Man Takes Horse to A & E

Man caught on CCTV trying to book a ticket for his horse at Wrexham railway station, then trots off to Casualty....

Terriers Spit Out The Cherries

Huddersfield Town are in the final and my palms bled on Wednesday night...

Arnie's Lovechild

McGuinness is Good for you

The Queen visits Northern Ireland

NHS Advisors

IMF Monopoly

Dominic Strauss Khan reviews his options

Wot no Bearded Lady?

                                           World Moustache & Beard Championships, 2011

World Beard & Moustache Championships 2011

Freestyle Moustache winner, Keith "Gandhi" Jones Haubriche

Bottle Fed

"Scientific" study shows bottle-fed babies more likely to have behaviour problems

Salmon Leap

No muscular liberalism North of the Border

Quite Possibly The Biggest Superinjunction.......

.....In The World......

Dodgem Cars

Bernie Ecclestone & Rupert Murdoch square up over Rupe's ruse to muscle in in F1

He Had The Blues

Delta Bluesman Robert Johnson was born 100 years ago today, 8th May 1911

Adios Seve

"My life was hanging by a thread...my recovery is like The Open in 1984, when the ball hovered on the lip of the hole. With all my energy, I willed the ball to drop and it did" (Seve Ballesteros).

Royal wedding sketches from 1981 & Daily Mirror cutting

Charles & Di's Royal Wedding, May 1981 (I was 15)

Heart of England Building Society's 3rd Prize for Royal Wedding Picture, May 1981. I won a mug!

 Slightly prophetic Cinderella theme and crowd in sorry need of kettling. Spot Maggie Thatcher?

Scorched Earth

Hottest April since records began- in 1659

Pippa's Part

Rogue Celebrity Body Parts Sites, not endorsed by Middleton the Younger, one ass-umes

Obama's Wibbits

Obama's jumbo cod is well battered.

Splash It On All Over

Farewell to a gentleman of the ring who didn't float like a butterfly or sting like a bee,

but had Mohammed Ali on the mat

Royal Wedding Hangover

In event of sickness please use bag provided