Maggie's Handbag

Margaret Thatcher's handbag has sold for £25,000.

Charity Combat Stress is one of the lucky recipients of the proceeds...

Pointing the Finger.....

...at China. But we still got a panda, luckily

Don't Call Me Tim!

Calm down Mr Murray, it's only a game

Gone to Holmfirth Art Week

Farewell Columbo

RIP Peter Falk, TV detective (25.6.11)

Little Jack Warner Sat in a Corner....

...Eating his FIFA pie.....

Urban Brain

Brain scans show urban living affects the amygdala. Well, like, durrr!

Badger Free Zone

Badger Cull cancelled in Wales (Dedicated to Kate 'n' Matthew Vegan Crumble)

Rory McIlroy: Rub O' the Green

Congratulations to Rory McIlroy of Holywood, Belfast, youngest US Open (golf) winner since 1920

Ride-on Lawnmower

 Lawns in the South or jobs

in the North? Opposition may derail  High Speed Rail Link...

Chicken Incisors

 Moaning goes on about Olympic ticket allocation. Even Boris didn't get his.

Ken Clarke Saves

Corduroy and brogues-clad hero saved the Euro... but Greece scored off the rebound

The Joy of Plug

Bash Street pupils delighted with news of Teacher's strike on 30th June

Thunderbirds Are Go!

Lady Penelope puppet is up for sale. F.A.B! This picture dedicated to Mr Matt Harvey, screenwriter of Thunderbirds 2. Joe 90 next, Matt?

Ladybird, ladybird fly away home...

....Your house is on fire and your children all gone...." Did this cheery kid's rhyme predict on current decline in British ladybird population, being overrun by introduced "harlequin" ladybirds?

The Ghost of Shep

BBC puts its London studios up for sale. Proposed move to Salford for Blue Peter Garden, including (dead)pet's corner

Captain Birdseye's Obscure Fish Fingers

Supermarkets to offer us coley, megrim, pouting, trout and mackerel in effort to protect fish stocks

Back to Pontypandy Fireman Sam

8 New Fire Control Centres to be scrapped at cost of £500 Million

Now That's What I Call Roxy, Bryan

Bryan Ferry CBE

Who Will Rid Me of This Turbulent Priest??

Clash of Church & State

Superstar Zippy Darlek

Farewell Roy Skelton, voice of the darleks, Zippy and George.

Scottish Power Surge

Electricity bills going up 19% North of the Border

Cop a Copper Nicker

Network Rail losing money hand over fist  as thefts of copper wiring soars

Yemeni Tight Rope

Ali Abdullah Seleh teeters on the edge in Yemen

Merchant of Venice

Roman Abramovich upsets the gondoliers by docking his massive yacht in the lagoon

Cool as a Cucumber

Make that a Spanish Cucumber....in Germany. With or without E Coli.

Al Qaida Bun Factory

Al Qaida "How to Make Your Own Bomb" website infiltrated by FBI agent Mr Kipling

Sepp Blatter's Arse Has It's Own Facebook Site

Sepp aspires to those touched royalty, just like Pippa

Talking Benches

The National Trust is locating benches with soundtracks to inform and educate those who sit a while