There's A Mousa Kousa Lousa About This Housa

Gaddaffi's Spokesman Defects

Porridge Outlet

(Pret a Manger puts porridge on sale)

Seaside Postcard

Oh I Don't Like to Be Beside The Seaside. Jaywick, near Clacton-On- Sea, Essex,

 is offically the most deprived area of the UK

Snakes Alive!

Adders are dying out because they can't multiply.

Welcome to the Heat Haze

 Sizzle- British Summertime begins today.

Tony Benn Pipes Up Again

Tony joined a million or so protestors to campaign against the cuts, but didn't squat in Fortnum & Masons

Liz Taylor's Will

 She was late for her own funeral, as requested in her Will