Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

It's Rebekah Wade's horse, a present from the Metropolitan Police. Or as John Prescott (hacking victim) suggested it was "working undercover for Neigh---boorhood Watch"

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Sacha Baron Cohen's Red Carpet Treatment

The urn reputedly contained the ashes of Kim Jong Il. "It was his dream to come to the Oscars" said Mr Baron Cohen, dressed as character from "The Dictator"

Sacha Baron Cohen at the Oscars

Sacha Baron Cohen sullies the red carpet with urn contents whilst dressed as General Aladeen, latest film character 

Monday, 27 February 2012

Wind Turbine Chainsaw Massacre

Wind Farms may get the axe as the Government changes its mind on energy policy


Sunday, 26 February 2012

Saturday, 25 February 2012

Chinese Policemen Looking For Love

This is turning into a mini series. Eligible bachelors in the Chinese police force are taking matters into their own hands in their search for the perfect date...